{"title":"Moo-Felons","description":"\u003cp\u003eMOO-FELONS ---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEvery heifer has a history.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese bracelets are for the bold, the beautiful, and the slightly unruly. Handmade with natural gemstones, a little sparkle, and whole lotta attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is one-of-a-kind—just like the inmates who wear them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo two crimes… or bracelets… are ever the same.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"moo-dusa-silver-sheen-obsidian-bracelet","title":"Moo-dusa | Silver Sheen Obsidian Bracelet","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMOO-Felon #001: Myrtle Dusa Gorgon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown Alias:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Moo-dusa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCharge:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Petrification with Intent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSentence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Life without possibility of being basic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMyrtle Dusa Gorgon swears the whole thing is a misunderstanding. According to her statement, she was simply \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003elooking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at the victim when he suddenly went completely rigid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitnesses tell a different story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown around the Correctional Livestock Facility as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-dusa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this dangerously glamorous heifer has a long history of turning heads—and apparently the occasional innocent bystander to stone. Officers confiscated an alarming amount of sparkle during intake, but she remains completely uncooperative and refuses to tone it down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrankly, we don't think she can.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-dusa is handcrafted with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egenuine silver sheen obsidian\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, whose deep black surface reveals a gorgeous silvery glow as it catches the light. Sparkling silver-tone accent beads add flashes of brilliance, while faceted iridescent glass beads shift through shades of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eclear, yellow, smoky gray, green, and purple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e depending on the light and angle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark, mysterious, glamorous, and just a little dangerous—exactly what you'd expect from a convicted Gorgon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. The bracelet pictured is the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eexact bracelet you will receive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvidence Logged:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenuine silver sheen obsidian beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFaceted iridescent glass beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSparkling silver-tone accent beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade, one-of-a-kind design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFinished weight: approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.57 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eInmate number: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e#17\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eCriminal alias: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-dusa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade jewelry for women who refuse to be herded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teRi unRaveled","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45986530033747,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/4984\/1491\/files\/IMG_0325.jpg?v=1787513508"},{"product_id":"moolaila-ali-larvikite-dalmatian-jasper-black-onyx-bracelet","title":"Moo-laila Ali | Larvikite, Dalmatian Jasper \u0026 Black Onyx Bracelet","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMOO-Felon #002: Laila Belle Bovine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown Alias:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Moolaila Ali\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCharge:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Aggravated Assault — Heavyweight Division\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSentence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Indefinite, pending anger management and a successful weigh-in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.55 ounces\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, Laila Belle Bovine doesn't look like much of a threat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis assumption has resulted in several unfortunate incidents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown around the Correctional Livestock Facility as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoolaila Ali\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this deceptively dainty heifer has a documented history of letting other inmates underestimate her exactly once. Witnesses report her latest victim made the unfortunate mistake of calling her \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“delicate.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedical was notified shortly thereafter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring intake, officers recovered faux pearls, sparkling bronze-and-black Art Deco-style focal beads, Dalmatian jasper, larvikite, faceted black glass and genuine black onyx.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe spotted evidence recovered at the scene has been identified as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDalmatian jasper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInmate denies any knowledge of how it got there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen asked about distinguishing marks, Moolaila reportedly replied:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Mine or theirs?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo further questions were asked. 🥊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDespite her extensive disciplinary record, Moolaila cleans up remarkably well. Soft faux pearls and shimmering larvikite bring an unexpectedly elegant side to the design, while Dalmatian jasper adds its distinctive spotted pattern. Faceted black glass and genuine black onyx deepen the palette, and ornate bronze-and-black sparkling focal beads give her a dramatic Art Deco edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's feminine. She's unusual. She's a little vintage, a little dark, and a whole lot tougher than she looks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe looks dainty, but she be packing MIGHTY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. 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Dramatic \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10mm black and dark gray sparkling focal beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e give her serious presence, while silver accents and sparkling silver-tone spacers provide exactly the amount of bling you'd expect from someone trying this hard to appear uninterested.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's dark. She's moody. She's dramatic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd she absolutely noticed whether you complimented her bracelet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark? Absolutely. Subtle? She tried it once. Hated it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. 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Moo-ney Laundering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSentence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pending completion of a forensic audit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMonique Cashmere Bovine would like to make one thing perfectly clear:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThose were \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebusiness expenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown around the Correctional Livestock Facility as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-nique\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this polished little financial felon spent years cultivating an image of wealth, sophistication and absolutely impeccable bookkeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately, the bookkeeping was \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e impeccable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInvestigators became suspicious after discovering that an alarming amount of feed money had been redirected through several shell companies, two offshore accounts and what Moo-nique continues to describe as a perfectly legitimate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“bead acquisition subsidiary.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForensic accountants are still attempting to determine how thousands of dollars in feed became an extensive bead inventory and several unexplained craft-related assets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-nique has declined to comment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring intake, officers seized genuine \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10mm and 6mm green tiger's eye\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, light green faceted glass beads, gold-tone sunburst spacers, oversized gold-tone floral spacers and one particularly suspicious \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elarge iridescent green oval focal bead\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen asked to explain the assets, Moo-nique reportedly replied:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I was told there would be no questions about the offshore accounts.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInterview terminated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-nique pairs the rich, shifting depth of genuine green tiger's eye with luminous light green faceted glass and a large iridescent green focal bead that changes beautifully as it catches the light. Gold-tone sunburst and floral spacers bring warmth, texture and just enough extravagance to make you wonder exactly where she got the money.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRich greens. Glowing gold. Serious sparkle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExpensive-looking? Absolutely. Legally obtained? Her attorney has advised her not to answer that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. 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