{"product_id":"moo-dy-judy-chevron-amethyst-silver-sheen-obsidian-bracelet","title":"Moo-dy Judy | Chevron Amethyst \u0026 Silver Sheen Obsidian Bracelet","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMOO-Felon #003: Judith Gloom Bovine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown Alias:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Moo-dy Judy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCharge:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Felony Brooding with Intent to Sparkle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSentence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Solitary confinement, by request.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJudith Gloom Bovine would like it noted for the record that she does not want to be here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr anywhere, really.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown around the Correctional Livestock Facility as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoo-dy Judy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this dark little heifer has been uncooperative since intake and reportedly finds people, crowds, small talk, fluorescent lighting, mornings, unsolicited advice, and approximately 73% of the general population deeply irritating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen offered solitary confinement as punishment, she replied:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Finally. 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Dramatic \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10mm black and dark gray sparkling focal beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e give her serious presence, while silver accents and sparkling silver-tone spacers provide exactly the amount of bling you'd expect from someone trying this hard to appear uninterested.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's dark. She's moody. She's dramatic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd she absolutely noticed whether you complimented her bracelet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark? Absolutely. Subtle? She tried it once. Hated it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. 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