{"product_id":"moolaila-ali-larvikite-dalmatian-jasper-black-onyx-bracelet","title":"Moo-laila Ali | Larvikite, Dalmatian Jasper \u0026 Black Onyx Bracelet","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMOO-Felon #002: Laila Belle Bovine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown Alias:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Moolaila Ali\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCharge:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Aggravated Assault — Heavyweight Division\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSentence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Indefinite, pending anger management and a successful weigh-in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.55 ounces\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, Laila Belle Bovine doesn't look like much of a threat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis assumption has resulted in several unfortunate incidents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown around the Correctional Livestock Facility as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoolaila Ali\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this deceptively dainty heifer has a documented history of letting other inmates underestimate her exactly once. Witnesses report her latest victim made the unfortunate mistake of calling her \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“delicate.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedical was notified shortly thereafter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring intake, officers recovered faux pearls, sparkling bronze-and-black Art Deco-style focal beads, Dalmatian jasper, larvikite, faceted black glass and genuine black onyx.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe spotted evidence recovered at the scene has been identified as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDalmatian jasper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInmate denies any knowledge of how it got there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen asked about distinguishing marks, Moolaila reportedly replied:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Mine or theirs?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo further questions were asked. 🥊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDespite her extensive disciplinary record, Moolaila cleans up remarkably well. Soft faux pearls and shimmering larvikite bring an unexpectedly elegant side to the design, while Dalmatian jasper adds its distinctive spotted pattern. Faceted black glass and genuine black onyx deepen the palette, and ornate bronze-and-black sparkling focal beads give her a dramatic Art Deco edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's feminine. She's unusual. She's a little vintage, a little dark, and a whole lot tougher than she looks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe looks dainty, but she be packing MIGHTY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. 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