Moo-dy Judy | Chevron Amethyst & Silver Sheen Obsidian Bracelet

MOO-Felon #003: Judith Gloom Bovine
Known Alias: Moo-dy Judy
Charge: Felony Brooding with Intent to Sparkle
Sentence: Solitary confinement, by request.

Judith Gloom Bovine would like it noted for the record that she does not want to be here.

Or anywhere, really.

Known around the Correctional Livestock Facility as Moo-dy Judy, this dark little heifer has been uncooperative since intake and reportedly finds people, crowds, small talk, fluorescent lighting, mornings, unsolicited advice, and approximately 73% of the general population deeply irritating.

When offered solitary confinement as punishment, she replied:

“Finally. Some peace and quiet.”

Despite repeated claims that she “doesn't care what anybody thinks,” officers recovered an unreasonable quantity of sparkling silver contraband during intake.

Apparently, Judy has standards.

Moo-dy Judy is handcrafted with genuine chevron amethyst in rich shades of purple and genuine silver sheen obsidian, whose dark surface reveals a subtle silvery glow as it catches the light. Dramatic 10mm black and dark gray sparkling focal beads give her serious presence, while silver accents and sparkling silver-tone spacers provide exactly the amount of bling you'd expect from someone trying this hard to appear uninterested.

She's dark. She's moody. She's dramatic.

And she absolutely noticed whether you complimented her bracelet.

Dark? Absolutely. Subtle? She tried it once. Hated it.

Each teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. The bracelet pictured is the exact bracelet you will receive.

Evidence Logged:

• Genuine chevron amethyst
• Genuine silver sheen obsidian
• 10mm black and dark gray sparkling focal beads
• Silver-tone accents
• Sparkling silver-tone spacer beads
• Handmade, one-of-a-kind design
• Finished weight: approximately 0.63 oz
• MOO-Felon number: #003
• Criminal alias: Moo-dy Judy

Handmade jewelry for women who refuse to be herded.