Moo-laila Ali | Larvikite, Dalmatian Jasper & Black Onyx Bracelet

MOO-Felon #002: Laila Belle Bovine
Known Alias: Moolaila Ali
Charge: Aggravated Assault — Heavyweight Division
Sentence: Indefinite, pending anger management and a successful weigh-in.

At just 0.55 ounces, Laila Belle Bovine doesn't look like much of a threat.

This assumption has resulted in several unfortunate incidents.

Known around the Correctional Livestock Facility as Moolaila Ali, this deceptively dainty heifer has a documented history of letting other inmates underestimate her exactly once. Witnesses report her latest victim made the unfortunate mistake of calling her “delicate.”

Medical was notified shortly thereafter.

During intake, officers recovered faux pearls, sparkling bronze-and-black Art Deco-style focal beads, Dalmatian jasper, larvikite, faceted black glass and genuine black onyx.

The spotted evidence recovered at the scene has been identified as Dalmatian jasper.

Inmate denies any knowledge of how it got there.

When asked about distinguishing marks, Moolaila reportedly replied:

“Mine or theirs?”

No further questions were asked. 🥊

Despite her extensive disciplinary record, Moolaila cleans up remarkably well. Soft faux pearls and shimmering larvikite bring an unexpectedly elegant side to the design, while Dalmatian jasper adds its distinctive spotted pattern. Faceted black glass and genuine black onyx deepen the palette, and ornate bronze-and-black sparkling focal beads give her a dramatic Art Deco edge.

She's feminine. She's unusual. She's a little vintage, a little dark, and a whole lot tougher than she looks.

She looks dainty, but she be packing MIGHTY.

Each teRi unRaveled bracelet is handmade and one of a kind. The bracelet pictured is the exact bracelet you will receive.

Evidence Logged:

• Dalmatian jasper
• Larvikite
• Genuine black onyx
• Faceted black glass beads
• Faux pearl focal beads
• Bronze-and-black sparkling Art Deco-style focal beads
• Handmade, one-of-a-kind design
• Finished weight: approximately 0.55 oz
• Inmate number: #18
• Criminal alias: Moolaila Ali

Handmade jewelry for women who refuse to be herded.